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I want to scream in the pit of hell right now.
But I'm afraid people would hear me. My self introduction to class had been a ducking fail, and the call got cut through in the moth*r fudging, follow up question. The question was about to go through the last phrase, not until the call suddenly got cut off. Good thing I didn't cursed out loud, that would be bad.
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My introduction was like the ones for kindergarten and I couldn't help to fcking envy the classmates I had. Their presentation was a dope and I merely cried at the corner. When I read theirs. Mine was of a short end (5) sentences and a bad one too. I couldn't help to cry while reading the introduction they prepared. Mine was the basic oh so presentation like the ones in grade school/kindergarten.
Greeting — two to three words
Name - Depends
Age - super short
Date of birth - again super short
Appreciation - basically the one who ate up the ending.
Wtf? I mean, no offence but mine was like some dumb peice of trash, sht introduction. I'm also embarrassed about myself because I dressed up since I thought it was an online video chat. It ended up through a call on phone.
Oh how I'm embarrassed. I even told my mom that it was an
“ amazing introduction ”.
This was like an life&death situation to me and I bunked it up. Oh dear people, I hope I still get accepted as the strand of being a journalist or my mom will certainly kill me, my life, and future.
Welp, let me just wipe those smuging tears.