EttaElm

I figured out the announce feature.  Get owned.  Anyways hot people read my cool new story that I took a ton of time to write.  I have a 2000 character limit and i intend to use every one of those.  In the time I have spent writing this and editing a picture of mary poppins onto a lesbian flag, I could have done the History assignment I have been putting off. I think that this message is now longer than the chapter I wrote but thats not important.  I bet all of you dont have an english teacher that is out to get you.  He told my friends class that they werent aloud to sit on the bookshelf because it could break, yet for our class we sit on there every fucking day and you know what he says, nothing.  We have like 4 people on that shelf and he says nothing.  If it was going to break if one person sits on it in his other classes why will it not break in ours.  Also his middle name is crandel.  Anyways I have a crush on a girl in my spanish class but she is multiple grades ahead of me and way out of my league.  But she is super super attractive and she waved at me at our weird ass homecoming that wasnt realling a homecoming but was kind of a homecoming.  She even talked to me for a hot second but thats not important.  I think this is longer than multiple essays I have written for crandels class, I submitted a 600 word essay and he was going to give me a bad grade on that alone but he really liked my intro paragraoh.  It was about life of Pi and some bs I made up on the spot.  I also wrote another essay for him talking about my childhood depression and my babysitter tyhat murferd a few people my bad.   I need to go and play online uno with friends so i cant reach the 2000 character limit.

i am a hop skip and a jump away from losing it