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Yes, my story get deleted (again)
          	
          	No, I'm not dead
          	
          	Yes, I have published it again
          	
          	Also, HOW YA DOING MA PEEPS

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CHANNING TATUM'S ABS
          
          Now that I have your attention, hello Watt-izens!
          Contrary to popular belief, I AM ALIVE. And 21 years old. Wuuuuuuut.
          
          Also. I am currently working on a new book :)
          Humour is my thing apparently so I decided to stick with that. 
          Not going to give out the name just yet ;D
          Let's just say, everybody will be able to relate to it on a MOLECULAR level. A high-end claim yeah, but trust me, you'll see it soon.
          The book will be up soon! By the end of this month for sure. 
          
          Until then
          Stay awesome
          
          ~Kay (yes it's me only. I changed my username. oops?)

MisjudgedKittieCat

@xHayItsKayx
          
          Hi Kay, please check out my book How To Love A Jerk? Please. ❤

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@MisjudgedKittieCat Already did!
            It's HILARIOUS so far 
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hotchocoIate

OH MY GOSH SUPER KAY 
          
          why do crabs never give to charity?

hotchocoIate

 BECAUSE THEY'RE SHELLFISH *claps very slowly*
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Ettupizza

@hotchocoIate BECAUSE THEY ARE CRABBY AND STINGY
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@hotchocoIate BECAUSE MR KRABS STEALS ALL THE MONEY
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riri_vedi

Ahem ahem.. 
          I think someone has forgotten about the existence of someone.  
          So that someone has to take the help of Wattpad to remind that someone!! 
          
          I'm sorry if this message is not making any sense but don't blame me. It's middle of night and I'm hungry.. And I think I should just stop embarrassing myself more than this. 
          P. S. I hate you for being so busy. 
          P. P. S. I miss you a lot :(

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@InfiniteDreams17 shut up and hug me back you stupid tortilla :'3
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@InfiniteDreams17 *gives you a bone crushing hug* WHY DO YOU MISS ME I'M RIGHT HERE YOU MUSHROOM
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Ettupizza

@InfiniteDreams17 You don't get a joke do you *slaps you with a fish* SERIOUSLY NOW?!
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lokijokey

Bdw your book is awesome I must say! Its so hilarious...and I've always liked Liam and Louis more so I really enjoyed their characters and their dialogues! :D

lokijokey

@soullaugh :D true about Louis! He's just so funny....and well Chandler..no words! Yesterday I watched an episode of Friends and I just died laughing just observing his expressions! :D 
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Ettupizza

@soullaugh Thank you :)
            Well the book is on Lima bean duh :3
            And there's no human in this world as sassy as Louis (well, chandler ya but he's fictional sigh)
            
            And thank you so much again xD
            It was meant to create laughter and I'm glad it did xx
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