Shxh-1

Well once again I'm here to invade your mb whatever moving on
          
          Maths teacher : what is line?
          Student : a line is a dot going for a walk. Pfft
          
          Oh well I got a question but I want you to think positive *wiggles eyebrows*
          
          What is long hard and has "cum" in it!?
          THINK POSITIVE YOU DIRTY MINDED CREATURES!!!
          
          Answer is "CUCUMBER" 
          
          pftTttTtTtTTt
          
          I don't care if it was funny or not better laugh if you want to live longer 
          
          Ciao!

Shxh-1

✨✨✨JOKE TIME , HENA ONLINE ✨✨✨
          
          Teacher : which one is closer , sun or Africa?
          Student :Sun
          Teacher : why? 
          Student : we can see sun all the time but we can't see Africa.
          
          AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!  *i know it's not so funny*
          
          Teacher : Why are you late? 
          Student : because of the sign on the road. 
          Teacher : what type of sign? 
          Student : the sign that says "school ahead, go slow! "
          
          AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Why aren't you laughing *cracks knuckles* *death glare*
          
          OK OK I'm leaving but I got a question you better answer me or else - 
          *loading my pink broom with orange shiny hairs*
          
          Stone is enough to break the glass 
          Second is enough to fall in love 
          Sentence is enough to break the heart 
          
          WHY THE HELL ONE CHAPTER IS NOT ENOUGH TO PASS EXAM!!! *cries*
          
          *sniffs* *wipes my fake tears*
          I love you *sobs*
          
          
          
           now don't waste my time I need to post this on other's mb too *eyes roll*

Shxh-1

@EuPhOrIa190811 uwuu I'm so glad that you enjoyed❤
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EuPhOrIa190811

@_kingjungkook_ They really made me laugh, tysm (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
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boogieisaboomer

Bestie!!! U too like teacher's pet 
          Yooo that's first book I read when  I joined this app and probably my favorite 
          Omg lly (~ ̄³ ̄)~

EuPhOrIa190811

@boogieisaboomer No,no I'm alright ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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vkook_bun

Tumhaare bedroom mein ek or ke liye jagah hai kya?  ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

vkook_bun

@anushkareads 
            nahi orangutan maine vo movie aaj tak nahi dekhi ye mere khudke dimaag ka kamaal hai :)
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EuPhOrIa190811

@anushkareads Tumhe movies ki lines bhi yad hai T-T
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shhhhhittlool

@vkook_bun u are srsly very bad at flirting.tell me u stole this line from dream girl movie na *tsk tsk*
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