I had my people irl write my bio so yeah-
The best gay person around. She's a great fuck. You'll love her. - my daddy(not parental)
I'm the straightest person in Morgan County
If I was gay, I would be gay for her
Sexy, kinky, great taste in music.
She's also a really nice person besides her stuff.-her best friend
You are a really great person and I love hanging out with you because we have so much in common,honestly back in sixth grade was the best when we talked about everything and I hope we can maintain our great friendship. -J
Ur gay...xoxo -E
Is a ho -C
I'm Gay haha 😂 -L
Bro's before hoes -L#2
Roy was here
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The actual facts:
-smokes weed
- tries to write, actually isn't that bad but too anxious to share it sometimes
- is actually LSD
-loves George Harrison more than any other person
- Hindu
- Witchdoctor
- has no life or friends
- gay kinky bish
-uses too many vine references
- 90s Rao is the only acceptable rap m'kay?
- I'm also John Lennon, suck it
- South Park is everything
- Kenny McCormick is my child
- I try
- South Park
- JoinedOctober 10, 2017
- website: eucalyptus-starburst.tumblr.com
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