@Reaper333 totally thinks that this awesome person ^^^ is super cool. You should read her fantastic story and then complain that she hasn't updated. Also, you should spam the MEEP out of her message board.
In addition, you should totally ask her personal questions and send her links to really funny pictures.
Also, you should share any uplifting quotations that might brighten her day.
If you think of it, always stop by and leave her a positive message, because her struggle is real. Why should you do that?
Why shouldn't you do that?
She enjoys anime, being inappropriate on Facebook, and everything involving Alice in Wonderland.
She speaks Arabic, and smart*ss.
Her favorite artists include Marina and the Diamonds, Melanie Martinez, and My Chemical Romance. Her favorite writers include John Green, Louis Carroll, and Shakespeare.
She is a very beautiful person, even if she refuses to acknowledge it, so that's why you need to send the positive messages, because she never believes me when I tell her that she's an awesome person.
You can take all of this seriously, because I, @Reaper333, am a very trustworthy person. And if you mess with her, I will send my flying hijabis after you and you will cease to exist.
I know that sounds like I'm a violent person, but I'm not. Wait. This has started to become about me, @Reaper333.
But this isn't about me. This is about this fabulous person and her wonderful life and you should totally leave a message to let her know that she is exquisite.
Harass and spam her message board and send her private messages, because her news feed is regrettably empty at the moment. Tag her unnecessarily (and even at inappropriate times) so she knows that you're thinking of her.
She'll be off to the hospital soon, so you better do it. That's right, I, @Reaper333, pulled the pre-cancer patient card.
This isn't stupid "The Fault in Our Stars" sh*t, you know. So leave a stupid message.
Like I said--flying hijabis.
- JoinedMay 2, 2014
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