http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/Earl_of_Lemongrab
My favorite color is yellow any other color is unacceptable 
If you don't follow my rules you'll have ten years dungeon 
Princess Bubblegum is my Glob
I'm extremely farsighted 
 Nadie me quiere. Todos me odian


Quotes;
This castle is in unacceptable condition! Unacceptable!

Thirty days in the dungeon! [...] Everyone in this room! Mmmlluuuuuuugh!

Too young! Too young to rule the kingdom!

I am next in line to the throne! So, I will be in charge until Princess Bubblegum turns eighteen again!

If anyone needs me, I'll be taking a nap! A-a-and clean this place up or dungeon! Three hours dungeon!

Huh? (Reading quietly) "You... really... smell... like... dog buns." Nnnuuuooooooooooooooouuuuuhhhh!

So, which one of you was it? Who did the thing? [...] Ffffffuuuuummmm! The thing! The thing!

Prank? For... laughs? Yes, of course. Just a harmless prank... for laughs. Ahhhahahahahahahaha-Ohohohohoaaahahahahoh!Twelve years dungeon. All of you. Dungeon. Seven years, no trials. C'mon, let's move it!

(Sob and cough) Ha! Haha! Good one! (Retch) Keep 'em coming! I'm not going anywhere!

Also, I don't know where food comes from.

Ahh! Atatatatat-No! That is why I'm royal, and you are servile!

Stop screaming! Why are you screaming?!


One million years dungeon!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b7mixrO2lzA