Hi,

My name is Evangeline Adair and I am a Night Rider, one of the Paramount's Greatest slayers.

Can I ask you lot a question?
Why the hell do you keep getting yourself in trouble!!!!
I mean, I look away for one second, just one second, 
and you guys poke a hole in the ozone layer. 
The Ozone Layer! 
How does one even do that? 
And Why?!!!!

And do you know how freaking long it took us to close up that hole?
WE ARE STILL AT IT!!!!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go keep your stupid bums safe.
Your welome.