Hello fellow people with NOTHING better to do! Naw, I'm just joking. OR AM I?! You'll never know.
Anywho! I figured most of you are wondering, 'Da fuck is wrong with this psycho bitch?'
Well, the short answer would be- I'm a neurotic, schizophrenic maniac with a peculiar habit of ending up in mental hospitals... Were you impressed by my vocabulary? Were ya, were ya? I bet you were~!
The reason I started writing was to allow my creativity to flow on a keyboard, versus a blade... or a gun... or a butter sock... or a- DAMN YOU A.D.D.!
But yeah, I'd much rather stick to writing than let my insane side (You mean you have a sane side? SHUT UP!) escape and go on a killing spree just to see who's blood ends up being a different color. Most days.
Some random facts about me:
1. If you DON'T know me, you think I'm a quiet, sweet little girl who was a princess for Halloween and was in girl scouts.
2. If you DO know me then you think I'm a hyper (as in: energizer bunny on crack), and my brain's presence is questionable.
3. If you REALLY know me, you know for a FACT the only reason I've kept you alive is for my own amusement... and you might of helped me hide a body or two. (Cue thunder and mad scientist laugh)
4. I am OBSESSED with anime and manga.
5. I STILL watch cartoons because I have the maturity level of a toddler. (But, come on, who doesn't love Powerpuff Girls?)
7. I HATE the number six, not because the whole 666 devil bull shit. But when I was six a girl on the playground called me a bitch and I, not having a clue what it meant, smiled real big and thanked her, going as far to give her a hug and invite her to swing with me. Imagine my surprise when I got slapped for calling my step-mom the same word. FML