Eve

I'm sorry I haven't be on

**Yuri:** Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Natsuki and I are dating. 
          
          **Natsuki, Sayori, Monika, and Aiko:** *gasp* 
          
          **Yuri:** Natsuki, why are you surprised?!

**Alice Angel:** I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”. 
          
          **May Stien:** *looks over at Bendy (Female) and Boris (Female)* **May Stien:** Is it “s--ual tension”?

**Aiko :** I haven’t lost my virginity. 
          
          **Monika:** Because you have no friends? 
          
          **Aiko :** No... because I never lose!

**Yami:** Bro, I had a dream we f---ed. 
          
          **Ayano:** Bro, relax it was just a dream. 
          
          **Yami:** Huh, gay, I wouldn’t f--- you. 
          
          **Ayano:** You wouldn’t? 
          
          **Yami:** I mean, unless you want to-

Hiya ^^

Discord is being dumb so if u have reddit, Videogamer15 is my acc

So Discord just crashed for me. It won't let me send anymore messages so I'm gonna wait till it's fixed which I don't know how long it will take

**MC:** From now on we will be using code names. 
          
          **MC:** You can address me as Eagle One. 
          
          **MC:** Yuri is “been there done that”. 
          
          **MC:** Sayori is “currently doing that”. 
          
          **MC:** Monika is “it happened once in a dream”. 
          
          **MC:** Natsuki is “if I had to pick a dude/gal/enby”. 
          
          **MC:** And Aiko is.. 
          
          **MC:** Eagle Two 
          
          **Aiko:** Oh thank god.

Dust me: Bad news—Eve/Me locked themself outside of their own house. 
          
          Dust me: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith. 
          
          Dust me: Bad news—Fell me finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarra--ed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies. 
          
          Dust me: Good news—a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it. 
          
          Dust me: Bad news—it was Storyshift Me, and since they’ve already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, they’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. They know.