Everyone has a certain amount of salt in them, and just some people are able to turn that salt into sugar. I am not one of those people.

Life is tough, but my heart is even tougher.

I'm single since my mouth is too salty for others to enjoy.

I love to comment on comments that have commented on my comment.

Rather having a leathery tongue than a silky, sweet talking one.

There's nothing like a good glass of beer, big bowl of onion rings and a great plate of books.

I'm full of bullshit so you either grab it by the horns or get your hands straight into the shit.

That's all you need to know about me for now ;)