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@they-dont-care-much So you're telling me that Martin Freeman didn't just put the ring on his middle finger just so that he could flip all of us off, there was an ulterior motive there?
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The people on the Enterprise must be really used to hearing random broadcasts coming on all over the ship
But imagine
If someone was trying to do something really important
And broadcast came on
And they f*cked up
And the ship crashed
Goddamnit Kirk
You messed us all up
All your fault
God
Delaney
Oh, crap
Meant Kirk
God
Kirk
God
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@they-dont-care-much Are you okay? This is kind of freaking me out.
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@they-dont-care-much The comment about feeling lonely git me worried Sorry about the thousand messages
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this message may be offensive
"I used to be self conscious about my height, but then I thought, Fuck that. I'm Harry Potter."
-Daniel Radcliffe
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GOD
DELANEY
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So
I was rapping to Remember The Name while my mom listened, and about halfway through, she says,"It's getting a little scary now."
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First, there was one demon. Then, there was five more demons. And then the main character's entire purpose for being in the show at all was completely obliterated. That escalated quickly.
If you can guess the show I will give you food.
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Delaney
If you want to keep reading my fanfics
Then comment and tell me what you think bc I need feedback
DO IT
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I just had a realization
In Spirit Animals, Tarik's animal is an otter, right?
So if they ever make a movie out of those books, Benedict Cumberbatch should play Tarik.
Because otters.
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HE IS JUDGING MY SOUL