I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Or maybe you'd prefer some dark jokes :)

 Or maybe some lyrics that just hit different (in my opinion):

- Divine feminine, I'm feminine (Woman by Doja Cat)

- Nothing prepared me for what the privileges of being yours would do (Turning Page by Sleeping at Last)

- When I go, bury me six feet in snow (Snow by Ricky Montgomery)

- Don't call me selfish, I hate sharin' (NEW MAGIC WAND by Tyler, The Creator)

- I know I've got a big ego, I really don't know why it's such a big deal though (Primadonna by MARINA)