Introducing…us!

Paige turns on the microphone and then says, “Hello, people. It really isn't a pleasure to be telling you all things about myself, but here goes...

…I am deathly afraid of koalas. They’re going to enslave us all one day, I know it! I I have many nicknames, but you can call me Mistress. Here is my own account @YoungMistress   Find me there, I never use this one for reasons I don't care to explain to anyone. So…that’s about it. I will pass you on to Lump now.”

Paige searches for Lump. After a few minutes, she finally finds her.

“Lump! Take the microphone!” Paige yells.

“No! I don’t want to talk to these people!” Lump shouts back.

“I don’t care! I had to, it’s your turn!” Paige chucks the mic at Lump and then runs.

“Fucker,” Lump mutters and picks up the microphone. “Uhm, mic check! 1…2…uhm, fucking 12! My name is Jaclyn, but you can call me Lump :) So…here’s some shit about me…

… I like polar bears. I don't know why I thought you should know that, but I did. I LOVE candy!!  My favorite colors are red and black. I love hats. It’s kind of an obsession. I'm tempted to put my phone number here and see how many people text me... but I would probably have to change my number... so no. My dream is to live on the east coast. I at some point in my life want to war paint my entire body and dance in the rain. I also want to eat candy off of someone. I don’t have a clue what’s going on half the time >.< Like now! Dot dot dot…”

Lump drags Paige’s ass out of the bathtub she was hiding in and shoves microphone at her. Paige shoves it back. They play hot potato with it until Lump finally speaks.

“I guess we’re done here, so… BYEEEE!”

Feel free to...
~PM us
~Email us at EverythingTogether4Eva@gmail.com
~Tweet us @E2G4Eva
~Kik @LumpyLovesYou
Lump loooooves to talk!

~Paige and Lump (EverythingTogether)

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