"Evil Larry writes. You read. That's the deal. 🖤

I lurk in the shadows of fanfiction, twisting tales of Transformers into plots so sharp they could cut through Cybertron metal. Sometimes I teach languages while I'm at it-because why settle for just reading when you can learn, too? My stories are a little chaotic, a little clever, and a lot mischievous, much like the cat who inspired my username.

Follow at your own risk: I promise robots, rebellion, and forbidden knowledge, all sprinkled with a hint of sass. I might leave you laughing, crying, or questioning your life choices... maybe all three at once.

If you think you can handle an evil feline mastermind who writes the stories you didn't know you needed, welcome. But beware... I bite, I plot, and I always get my way. 🐾"