Evan le gay

Scientists: you can't hear pictures/words
          
          My dumbass: "What do you call a magic owl? Hoodini!"

HeY i JuSt mEt YoU 
          
          
          AnD tHiS iS cRaZy
          
          
          BuT heReS mY oBsEsSiOn
          
          
          
          
          So LeTs MaKe BaBiEs

Fuck me in the ass cuz I love cheesus

Evan! What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Evannnnn can I have some ass if I give you red sticks? XD oh! And birdseed!

I honestly feel bad for you because of what everyone did XD I'm so sorry.

Shut the fuck up you dried up prune, come back to me when you're most like your mom so I can bone you like your dad did to you when you were nine  

Minecraft Gamer 69 ummm today I beat my dick so hard that I can't feel my left leg or my dick. My left leg and dick is completely numb and it's so numb that it feels weird to piss. 

How you doin Owlboy~?

I love your profile bish!!!