Expired_Horse_Meat

@guyfieriforever Flustered. I am truly flustered by this behavior. There are no words to describe my astonishment.  I knew you were a bad egg from high school ever since you botched that flute solo in front of the entire student body.  It shows to this day. The way you mercilessly attacked my kids to make your sad, pathetic, excuse for a human being sound slightly superior. I would disengage before things get out of hand, Tom. Take a good, hard look at yourself and come to the realization that maybe you weren't invited to the neighborhood cookouts because no one had the tolerance for your disgusting behavior. You are not good at the flute, you are not a good person. It's time to clean up your act, I know this may be hard for you because you can't even clean your ears. Quite frankly, I would like to speak to your manager. Peace be with you, Bless up, God is Good, pull up #2020

@guyfieriforever @yogurt_night no need to spat with one another!! I have a wide variety of disgustingly, over expired horse meat cuts for a somewhat affordable price (the inflation rate of this country is killing me these days!) So p-please, I beg of you - do not fret. I, @ user name expired_horse_meat will in fact deliver you some slightly overpriced, outdated, over fatty, slightly off colored horse meat cuts that will not fail to provide your repulsive excuses of offspring with relief to their rumbling tummies! Please God, relieve me from this pain. On Jah, I'm aboutta go mad ham if y'all don't pull up, godspeed  

@yogurt_night That's it. I will no longer tolerate this disregard for common decency. Let me put this nicely: your children are rats. They belong in the sewers. They don't bathe and they constantly smell like cheese. During the times I've stopped by for a neighborhood barbeque, I've had the displeasure of inhaling your rancid spawn's stench. At that point I had to promptly take my leave. Teach your children how to bathe, Hank. Maybe they'll start respecting you if you remind them of the importance of basic bodily hygiene and self care. Maybe I'll send over a few of my condolences for the dead animal you keep in your basement. Oh, wait! That's your deadbeat ex wife cooking up her signature tuna surprise! Remember to drink plenty of water, and may God help us all.

I would have it no other way! You truly are doing Gods Work 

@Guy_Fieri_is_my_dad I'm pretty sure I have some
            
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            Stored in my expired horse meat cooler in the back of my expired horse meat storing facility! But be warned! It is in fact extremely expired! ✊