I have an irrational fear of Green Mountain Dew now. If anyone can put me in contact with the Red Mountain Dew dispenser person I'd be very thankful. 

"MICHAEL MAKES AN ENTRANCE."

"ITS FROM JAPAAaAaaaAaAaAnNnNn."

Please dispose of any Squip pills in a very calm and clear manner, I suggest using a flamethrower. 


(Seriously tho can someone pls get me some Red Mountain Dew I don't want Squips to take over the planet.)