Shay

I am extremely offended that I am not at least listed as your ex-wife

Guy's Simon and I (Alex if you don't know his new name) have a friend who just joined Wattpad, he's releasing a short story tomorrow so if don't mind please check it out 
          
          @Ryzeni

@KevTsuboi yeah, Simon's going to be so relieved 

@KevTsuboi hey Kev, Simon and I have been wondering about you

You guys!! I'm pantastic!!!!

Hey there bud please tell Alex to s l e e p

UPDATE!
          It's now ten until one, and Char just rolled over and asked me if I was a motherfucking Shinigami.
          I'm dead.
          Lol, I said yes too.
          My response was, "Better get out of the goddamn house, or Alex will steal your Death Note."
          The funniest part, I literally would. 

Hi, it's currently midnight, and I've been watching Robby for two hours.
          Btw. This is Alex. Charlie is *shudders*
          s-l-e-e-p-i-n-g.
          And has been. For the past TWO HOURS.
          I'm v bored.
          And I have The Jester stuck in my head.
          And some weird combo of some KoRn song and Dead!
          I'm TRASH.
          And feel so feminine I wanna throw up.
          Anygays, byeeeee.
          I guess respond if you wanna chat.

Is there anybody out there looking out for me?

Quick name a color!!