Hey! How's it going? I'm Eyeless, and welcome to my profile.

Just be careful, I may be hiding under your bed~
Don't worry x3! You guys are safe. I'm just kidding. Beating Jeff with a pan is entertaining enough, so I'll keep doing that! *Bashes Jeff on the head*

"Ow! You Basta-" "JEFFERY! LANGUAGE!"

Anyways, feel free to message me anytime. I'm usually up for reading requests, so if you want me to read your stuff, just message it to me.

If you have any one-shots, ship books, or any other stuff you want me to write, just ask!

"Hey! I'm Jeff! Nice to meet you!" "Jeff! Shut up!" *Hits with pan* There. He's quiet again for a little while. Now go my friends, and plug in your headphones/earbuds/stuff, and turn the music up, so you won't hear poor Jeffy's cries of pain. 

*Hits with pan* "Bi-" "DON'T YOU EVEN DARE! I WILL MESS YOU UP LITTLE MAN!"

So yeah......
Thought I was done? Not quite. I still got another thousand characters, and ima use every one. 

Just saying, I use my best writing when I update my works. My bio is just where I type my randomness.

Quotes:
They're always going to tell you that you can't do it. What you've got to do is turn around, look them right in the eye, and say "Just Watch Me."
-Unknown

A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I'm dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant.
-Unknown
 
Friends do friends favors right? Well now I'm going to do a favor for you.
-Jeff The Killer

The scariest monsters are the ones that lurk within our souls.
-Edgar Allan Poe

Well, I'm running out of characters, but like I said, I'm gonna use every freaking one! *Thinking while beating Jeff with a pan* 

I have decided that I'm hungry! How about you guys? You hungry?

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Okay, now, everyone who has bothered to read to the bottom of this, add #ISurvivedEyelessesBio to your bio(only if you want to) and message me a link to your profile. I will proceed to follow you, and read your story(s).
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