"oH nO tHeY hAd SeGs On ThE cRaFtInag TaBlE."

"Just killed a women.. feeling good."

"tEcHnO bLaDe PrObLeM tHeRe No Is nOt."

"I wanna fuck the brown m&m."

"hErE hAvE a CaRrOt, CaLm YoUrSeLf."

"I wanna hit spit spackle the fuck outta someone."

"iM gAyYyYyYyY...... iM gAy fOr ThE eGg."

"I dropped kicked that kid in self defense."