Well, I hate writing bios, so this one is probably gonna end up being crap. 
The name's Ez, Ez Bond e.e
Things I can't live without? Food, music, WI-FI. :)
AND BOYSSSS!! :D 
Niall, when you're ready, come and get it. ;)
T.h.e.  T.h.i.r.s.t.  I.s.  R.e.a.l.
I KNOW YOU LOVE ME! I KNOW YOU CAREEE!
0_o dafuq?
*eyes dart around the room*   *sigh in relief*
I have a bad habit of singing random songs at random moments. :0
Ugh, I'm so short. Frickin 5'3 <.< stupid tall peoples -_-
DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE A PLASTIC BAG.
Why, yes, Ms. Perry. Yes I do.
STRING CHEESE IS LIFE, MANNN!! <3
My stories suck *sigh* don't read them.
OKAY READ THEM, YOU CRAZY MOFO (O_O) DOO ET.
Come to the dark side... WE HAVE DARKNESS. *waggles eyebrows*
No duh, you dumb moofoo. <(`^ ´)>
Yes, moofoo is a term now. e.e I just made it official :D
HENCE, FROM NOW ONETH, THY LOVELY FOLLOWERS SHALL BE RENOUNCED AS MOOFOOS!
When I look at my reflection I'm just like "dayyuum, who dis sexy betch be?" and then I remember... it's meee! <(^.^*) / WAPOWW!! Bask in mah sexiness.
So ya, I'm American. Me no be fat doe *gets on knees and thanks god*
I has hair that's as black as my soul e.e
AND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO SMACK A BITCH (• #)3•)
But I'm mostly nice  :) Just don't cross that line. I just may have to stab you ^.^
AFSDGAJSGDH ODAPM ASDFJOEM MEPADM DDJPA MDOS
I'm not making any sense am i? 
Ya... probably not :(
BUT IT'S FUN BEIN CRAY CRAY  >:D
Your probably thinking "Wtf is wrong with this girl?" OoO
Seriously tho e_e I'm probably going to end up being the crazy lady with 96 cats. D:
You know... that's sounding a lot better than my life right now e.e

That is all.
DEUCES!!