Well, I hate writing bios, so this one is probably gonna end up being crap.
The name's Ez, Ez Bond e.e
Things I can't live without? Food, music, WI-FI. :)
AND BOYSSSS!! :D
Niall, when you're ready, come and get it. ;)
T.h.e. T.h.i.r.s.t. I.s. R.e.a.l.
I KNOW YOU LOVE ME! I KNOW YOU CAREEE!
0_o dafuq?
*eyes dart around the room* *sigh in relief*
I have a bad habit of singing random songs at random moments. :0
Ugh, I'm so short. Frickin 5'3 <.< stupid tall peoples -_-
DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE A PLASTIC BAG.
Why, yes, Ms. Perry. Yes I do.
STRING CHEESE IS LIFE, MANNN!! <3
My stories suck *sigh* don't read them.
OKAY READ THEM, YOU CRAZY MOFO (O_O) DOO ET.
Come to the dark side... WE HAVE DARKNESS. *waggles eyebrows*
No duh, you dumb moofoo. <(`^ ´)>
Yes, moofoo is a term now. e.e I just made it official :D
HENCE, FROM NOW ONETH, THY LOVELY FOLLOWERS SHALL BE RENOUNCED AS MOOFOOS!
When I look at my reflection I'm just like "dayyuum, who dis sexy betch be?" and then I remember... it's meee! <(^.^*) / WAPOWW!! Bask in mah sexiness.
So ya, I'm American. Me no be fat doe *gets on knees and thanks god*
I has hair that's as black as my soul e.e
AND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO SMACK A BITCH (• #)3•)
But I'm mostly nice :) Just don't cross that line. I just may have to stab you ^.^
AFSDGAJSGDH ODAPM ASDFJOEM MEPADM DDJPA MDOS
I'm not making any sense am i?
Ya... probably not :(
BUT IT'S FUN BEIN CRAY CRAY >:D
Your probably thinking "Wtf is wrong with this girl?" OoO
Seriously tho e_e I'm probably going to end up being the crazy lady with 96 cats. D:
You know... that's sounding a lot better than my life right now e.e
That is all.
DEUCES!!
- Probably at home. I have no social life.
- JoinedOctober 20, 2013
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Stories by Ez
- 3 Published Stories
![In The Mind of Anubis by EzforPrez](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/16957136-288-keba09b.jpg)
In The Mind of Anubis
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This originally was going to be A one shot, but now it's just going to be a collection of Sanubis moments. Pl...
![How I Married Liam Payne by EzforPrez](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/9154035-288-k99a7fa.jpg)
How I Married Liam Payne
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Look, I'm not good with summaries, so this one will probably end up being crap.
This girl meets Liam Payne an...
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![Torn Between the Two by EzforPrez](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/9617947-288-kdd0dd3.jpg)
Torn Between the Two
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The summary is on the first chapter. Read it. *laughs maniacally*
*whispers* These puny mortals have fallen...