Honey

My best friend has answered me once in 24 hours to let me know he wasn't dead ....
          
          Yayyy anxiety....
          
          (For reference, we text a LOT. like, not /all/ the time, but at least every few hours.)

So, Nothing Short Of A Hero is very close to 100K reads. I think i want to write something for 100K but I'm not sure what. What would you guys want to see me write that's related to either that book or A True Hero?

Haha, not me going through an identity crisis.
          
          Also, I'm going to be changing my username soon.

80's rock fashion-
          
          
          
          
          That's all have a nice day.

Istg someone warped my Fucking time zone. Instagram is being weird and it's only Instagram. This shits out of a fucking horror movie and I'm not goddamn here for it.

Me when I was young: *home alone with my sister* sissy, I'm hungry! Can you make me some food?
          
          My sister (7 yrs older): *on her phone* no, that just means you're thirsty. Drink a soda and you'll feel better.
          
          Me: *not knowing caffeine is a food supplement and genuinely thinking hunger pains meant I was thirsty* ok!
          
          Me now: *still in the habit of drinking caffeine when I'm hungry due to doing that for so many years*
          
          
          
          Also, my sister visited a few days ago and this is what happened.
          
          Me: *barely eating two meals a day* 
          
          My sister: You used to eat so much! Im surprised you're as skinny as you are!
          
          Me: *has always had a super high metabolism, so I was always really skinny, no matter how much I ate* yep...odd right?
          
          
          
          And my mom Fucking wonders-
          

 F o o d

*screams in frustration because I cant sleep and its almost three a.m. and I want a snack but there is literally no snacks except party size bags of doritos in this damned house.*
          
          
          
          Thank you for coming to my ted talk

When it's 12:34 A.M and you kinda want to cry because you cant sleep and you and you have a headache..... but you'd rather have a sandwich.

Guys, I just read Dirty Laundry for the first time and the FEELS man...