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My mother said she thinks she knows why I'm gay. Here's how it went...
          	
          	"I think I know why you are gay." My mother sad out of no where as she was cooking dinner.
          	"Wha? Okay, how?" I asked back laughing a little bit as I was reading a fan fic.
          	"Remember the pictures I showed you of when you were younger?" She asked.
          	"Kind of. Why?" 
          	"Remember the ones of you with the ladies at Hooters?" She asked with a smirk. (We went to a Hooters on a vacation when I was a few months old)
          	"What does that have to do with me being queer?" I asked back again laughing a bit more.
          	"I guess you being around so many titties turned you gay." She said back in a joking tone.
          	"Ma what the fuck?" I said back laughing even more.
          	
          	(You can't turn someone queer but this was just a funny thing that happened to me.)

F0rg0tt3nmp4

this message may be offensive 
My mother said she thinks she knows why I'm gay. Here's how it went...
          
          "I think I know why you are gay." My mother sad out of no where as she was cooking dinner.
          "Wha? Okay, how?" I asked back laughing a little bit as I was reading a fan fic.
          "Remember the pictures I showed you of when you were younger?" She asked.
          "Kind of. Why?" 
          "Remember the ones of you with the ladies at Hooters?" She asked with a smirk. (We went to a Hooters on a vacation when I was a few months old)
          "What does that have to do with me being queer?" I asked back again laughing a bit more.
          "I guess you being around so many titties turned you gay." She said back in a joking tone.
          "Ma what the fuck?" I said back laughing even more.
          
          (You can't turn someone queer but this was just a funny thing that happened to me.)