idespisejared

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, fucker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

idespisejared

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Hey you lil' piss baby, you think you're so fucking cool?
          Huh?
          You think you're so fucking tough?
          You talk a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck
          Aw, look at those arms
          Your arms look so fucking cute
          They look like lil' cigarettes
          I bet I could smoke you
          I could roast you
          And then you'd love it and you'd text me "I love you" and then I'd fucking ghost you
          With the big boys coming with the big stuff
          I feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
          Big boys coming with the big trucks
          Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
          Big boys coming with the big trucks
          Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
          Big boys coming with the picture
          Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah (oh yeah)
          Feel so clean, like a money machine
          Feel so clean, like a money machine
          Feel so clean, like a money machine
          Feel so clean, like a money machine
          Tell me what's the deal, I've been trying to go to bed
          I've been up for days, I've been tryna get ahead
          Said it all before, and I'll say it once again
          I'm better off alone
          Tell me what's the deal, I've been trying to go to bed
          I've been up for days, I've been tryna get ahead
          Said it all before, and I'll say it once again
          I'm better off alone
          With the big boys coming with the big stuff
          I feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
          Big boys coming with the big trucks
          Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
          Big boys coming with the big trucks
          Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
          Big boys coming with the picture
          Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah (oh yeah)
          Feel so clean, like a money machine
          Feel so clean, like a money machine
          Feel so clean, like a money machine
          Feel so clean, like a money machine

idespisejared

You don't know who I am, but I know you.
          I watch you by the bushes while you sit there unaware.
          I am a professional with weapons, I could attack you any second.
          When you're alone.
          It's a perfect opportunity to slaughter you while you scream in agony.
          Alas, the box next to your name, will earn a check.
          Meet you soon, "Mikatsuu".