Hi my name is *bleep* ha you thought I was gonna tell that private info. I'm so funny. *slaps knee*. You guys are JELLY of my jokes. JELLYFISH. okay I'm done. I apologize I had to get that out of my system. Ha jellyfish. I was once stung by a jelly fish. Ahhhhhhhh GOOD TIMES. good times. CARRY ONNNNN. Carry on my wayward son. There'll be peace when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more if you don't know that song I'm done. Officially done. 

Okay this is an about me thing right? Yea lets get it. Okay so music is love, music is life to me. My dream is to become a singer and I won't stop trying even though I'm not that good. I won't do this without my friend MusicOnNonStop. *cough* *cough* oh shitaki mushrooms I meant to write best friend. *whispers* you should follow her. She is an amazing writer and just amazing. All in all she a pretty cool gal. She loyal. she smart. I appreciate her. 

I listen to any kind of music, and honestly if I start listing the people I listen to and I got a penny for each person I list. I would have a small loan of a million dollars. Ok but I will list some cuz I'm amazing: Ed sheeran, one direction, 5sos, 21 pilots, James Arthur, James Bay, The 1975, Shawn mendes, DNCE, Walk The Moon, Hozier, Imagine Dragons, HAIM, Sam Smith, etc. THE LIST GOES ON AND ON. Notice how I put Ed first. That's cuz he's my husband. That's right, I am married to him. So back off ladies and men. 

Okay I'm done. Oh god I just re-read what I wrote and I just realized I'm mental. Excuse me while I go sign MusicOnNonStop and I into a mental hospital. Jk. *slaps knee*

Hey! Hey!  You you I don't like your girlfriend. okay I'm done but seriously you wanna hear a joke/pun. I don't think your ready for this jelly. Okay I'm serious this time. Here's the joke: I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA I know your dying of laughter. I funny. 
 
Okay now seriously I'm done. BUH-BYEEE.