🍃⚡🫧Yukari/Yukaru🫧⚡🍃

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───
          ️‍♀️ ____ ️‍♀️
          "Entry #42: The neon one is touching him again. Pierce hasn't drawn his sword. Disappointing."
          
          ️ : Percy is currently hidden in a large trash can (or a very aesthetic Dark Academia bush) with a pair of binoculars and a very expensive notebook.
          
           _ :
          14:02 — Journey offered Pierce a "Lemon Cheesecake" yellow Kandi bracelet. Pierce looked like he wanted to vanish into the floorboards... but he extended his wrist anyway. My brother is weak. 
          14:15 — Journey is yapping about Monster High lore. Pierce is actually nodding. He doesn't even like dolls. He’s definitely compromised. ️
          14:30 — CRITICAL ERROR: Journey accidentally touched Pierce’s hand while reaching for more rubber bands. Pierce’s ears turned the exact same shade as Vincent’s face. The Taylor Jones "Serious Expression" is failing. 
          14:45 — Journey is trying to teach Pierce how to "Rawr XD" ironically. Pierce looks like he's contemplating a life of crime instead. 
          
           __ :
           [Attachment: A blurry photo of Pierce holding Journey’s neon pink slime jar like it’s a sacred relic.]
           [Attachment: Pierce looking at the back of Journey's head with a look that isn't 'emo'—it's 'lovesick.']
          
          ️  :
           Kori: [Whispering loudly from the bush next to her] Hey, Percy! Give me the binoculars! I want to see if Vince is blushing at them too!
          ️ Percy: [Hisses] Shut up, Kori! You’re going to give away our position! And stop getting glitter on my tactical gear!
           Vincent: [From 20 feet away] I can see both of you. You are 6’9 and 5’5. You are not "hidden." Also, please stop recording my brother’s social failures. 
          
           ’_ :
          "If Journey makes him cry, I’ll have to use my British-French heritage to start a revolution. But... if Journey makes him smile, I guess I’ll let it slide. Maybe." 

“He’s my favorite dark-colored charm!” — Journey
          “...Whatever. Just don't lose that bracelet.” — Pierce
          
          JUST KISS ALREADY __ :
          Journey:  The Golden Retriever Energy Scene King (Loud, neon, slime-covered, constantly yapping).
          Pierce: ‍⬛ The Black Cat Energy Emo King (Quiet, 6'3", rectangle glasses, looks like he’d kill you but is actually just shy).
          
          IDK _ :
          Blush Meter:
          Journey: 0% (He’s shameless).
          Pierce: 100% (Constantly hiding his face in his hoodie because Journey said something "cute").
          
          Height Difference: 2 inches (6'3 vs 6'1). Pierce uses those extra two inches just to look down at Journey’s wolf-cut.
          Current Status: "Not dating" (But Journey made them matching Kandi and Pierce hasn't taken his off in three weeks).
          
           LOVE UR MAN_ :
          [Journey]: Look!! I made a slime that matches your eyes!! ️ It’s pitch black and smells like rainy days and angst!!
          [Pierce]: Why is there pink glitter in it? 
          [Journey]: BECAUSE THATS THE LOVE I HAVE FOR U OBVIOUSLY!! ✨
          [Pierce]: ...
          [Pierce]: I'm keeping the jar. Shut up.
          
          I THINK PIERCE IS JEALOUS__:
          [Journey]: Pierce Pierce Pierce!! Hug? Just a little one? 
          [Pierce]: No. People are looking.
          [Journey]: (Pouts through his hot pink hair)
          [Pierce]: ...Fine. But only because it’s cold. And don't tell your brother. Or my sister. Or anyone. 
          
          SHIP TROPES __ :
          [✓] Sunlight x Grumpy Cloud ☀️☁️
          [✓] "I hate everyone but you" 
          [✓] Tall x Taller (The neck pain is real)
          [✓] Scene x Emo (It’s 2009 in their hearts)
          
           GRUMPY X SUNSHINE___ :
          Journey trying to put neon green hair clips into Pierce’s black wolf-cut while Pierce tries to look serious.
          Pierce carrying Journey’s giant bag of slime and beads because Journey’s arms got tired.
          Journey teaching Pierce how to make a "Singles" Kandi bracelet that says PROUD SIMP.

 [ __. ] 
          Journey: "EVERYONE SQUEEZE IN!!! NO, VINCE, CLOSER!!!"
          Vincent: "I am literally touching a human. I am going to expire."
          
            (6'9"):
          Standing on the far left, looming over everyone. He’s doing a "peace sign" right behind Vincent's head so it looks like bunny ears. He’s grinning manically, bandages visible on his knuckles, and he’s wearing a navy blue hoodie that’s covered in neon glitter from Journey’s slime.
          
            (6'7"):
          Standing next to Kori, looking like he’s at a funeral. His face is bright red because Journey is leaning on his arm. His floor-length ginger hair is tied in neat pigtails, but one of them has a "Hello Kitty" clip Journey stuck on it. He’s clutching a history book like a shield.
          
            (6'1"):
          Right in the middle, the shortest of the "tall boys." He’s the only one actually smiling. His hot pink wolf-cut is blinding, and he’s covered in Kandi bracelets from his wrists to his biceps. He has his arm linked through Vincent's and is trying to pull Pierce into the frame with the other.
          
          ⛓️  (6'3"):
          Standing on Journey’s other side. He has his hoodie pulled up, rectangle glasses reflecting the camera flash. He looks incredibly serious/emo (), but he’s subconsciously leaning closer to Journey. You can just barely see the black-and-pink "JAYDEN'S" bracelet Journey gave him.
          
          ️  (5'5"):
          The tiny icon. Because she’s so much shorter than the 6-foot+ giants, she’s actually standing in front of Pierce. She has her arms crossed, looking bored and deadly. Her black wolf-cut is perfectly shaggy, and she looks like she’s about to kick the camera if the flash goes off again.
          
          :
           Journey: LOOK HOW CUTE WE ARE!!! (Vince look less dead plz)
           Vincent: I am being perceived. Delete this.
           Kori: LMAO Look at Vince’s face!! 
          ⛓️ Pierce: ...Don't crop me out.
          ️ Percy: I am literally a foot shorter than my own twin. I hate it here.

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          "         -!!!"
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            "    " :
          
           : ☕️
          : Black & White beads with little tiny book charms.
          : "  "
          ’ :  [Stares at it in horror while his face turns redder than a  cherry red slushie] "Journey, this is neon pink. I am a Dark Academic. This ruins my entire brand."
          
           : 
          : Neon Green & Navy Blue with a miniature plastic skateboard charm.
          : " "
          ’ :  [Immediately puts it on over his bloody bandages] "SICK!! I’m going to rattle these in Vince’s ear while he tries to sleep at 2 AM!"
          
           : ⛓️
          : Solid Black beads with a single   heart in the middle.
          : "'"
          ’ :  [Doesn't say a word, just puts it on and hides it under his hoodie sleeve so nobody else sees his tsundere blush] "...Thanks."
          
           : ️
          : Purple & Lemon Yellow with a tiny crescent moon.
          : " "
          ’ :  "It's acceptable. But if you touch my glasses while putting it on, I’ll end you."
          
           ’  :
          "  " — A grey, moody slime that smells like old library books and lattes, but Journey mixed in    neon glitter so it glows in the dark.
          
          [    ] [    ] [   () ]

️ _ :
          
          Report Kori for Harassment
          
          Buy Journey’s Neon Slime
          
          Sign the "Don't Touch Vincent" Petition
          
          Ask Pierce if he likes Jayden (DON'T)

⚠️ __ :
          
          Vincent's Blood Pressure:  [MAXIMUM TOMATO]
          
          Journey's Kandi Count: 247 bracelets (and counting!)
          
          Taylor Jones Serious Faces:  (Unmoved by the drama)
          
          Kori's Manic Laughter: Echoing through the comments forever.

[ 9:00 PM ]  Journey_Vibes:
          GUYS!! Group hug!! Everyone hug Vincent!! ✨
          
          [ 9:01 PM ]  Vincent_Luther:
          NO. 
          
          [ 9:01 PM ]  Crabbit_Kori:
          YES. ABSOLUTELY. I’m getting the bandages ready for the nosebleeds!! 
          
          [ 9:02 PM ] ⛓️ Pierce_T_Jones:
          I'm only hugging Jayden. 
          
          [ 9:02 PM ] ️ Percy_T_Jones:
          I’ll hug the short one. 
          
          [ 9:03 PM ]  Vincent_Luther:
          PERCY, I AM 6'7. I AM TALLER THAN ALMOST EVERYONE IN THIS CHAT. 

[ 4:40 PM ]  Crabbit_Kori:
          HEY!! Who moved my grip tape?? I know it was you, you crabbit Scottish bastard!! 
          
          [ 4:41 PM ]  Journey_Vibes:
          IT WASNT HIM IT WAS ME!!!! ✨ I used it to hold my new neon slime containers together!! SOOORRY NOT SORRY!!  Journey’s slime is a lifestyle!!
          
          [ 4:42 PM ]  Crabbit_Kori:
          JOURNEY!!! I'M TELLING PIERCE YOU STOLE MY STUFF!! ️
          
          [ 4:43 PM ] ⛓️ Pierce_T_Jones:
          I don’t care. Jayden can have whatever he wants. Back off, Kori. 
          
          [ 4:44 PM ] ️ Percy_T_Jones:
          Pierce, you’re such a simp. 
          
          [ 4:45 PM ]  Vincent_Luther:
          Why are there four extra people texting ME? Kori, I am 6’7 and I am going to throw your skateboard into the Loch. 

 _ :
          
          [ 2:03 AM ]  Vincent_Luther:
          Can you PLEASE stop doing kickflips in the hallway? I am trying to translate 17th-century Scottish folklore and the floorboards are screaming.
          
          [ 2:05 AM ]  Crabbit_Kori:
          LMAO NO. Vinnie-poo needs a hobby. ☕️
          
          [ 2:06 AM ]  Journey_Vibes:
          OMFG DO A KICKFLIP OVER VINCENT’S OLD BOOKS!!  RAWR!! Also Vince, your hair is so long I wanna braid neon green Kandi into it!!! ✨
          
          [ 2:07 AM ]  Vincent_Luther:
          Journey, I am begging you. Do not touch my hair. Do not touch me. I am already a tomato. 
          
          [ 2:08 AM ] ⛓️ Pierce_T_Jones:
          If you touch Jayden’s Kandi, Luther, you’re dead. 
          
          [ 2:08 AM ] ️ Percy_T_Jones:
          ...what he said. 

    
          
          Journey: "EVERYONE SHUT UP I'M TRADING KANDI!!!"
          
          Pierce: "I'm just here because Jayden is here."
          
          Vincent: "I am deleting this account."