𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪 𝓡𝓮𝔂𝓷𝓸𝓵𝓭𝓼 ✨

wow I need to redo the bio on this account-
          
          -Char

happy death day mom
          
          I mean
          
          I died 27 years before you did
          
          but still
          
          -Anna

so, did Anna ever murder someone?
          well as a matter of fact, yes
          do you want to hear that story? no?
          yes you do
          
          so basically in like May of 1801 when Anna was fourteen going on fifteen, she was walking around when a guy asked her if she wanted to have adult fun time with him. she of course declined his offer but then the guy said "Come on, your mother is Maria Reynolds, and she loves sex. Surely you love sex as well." so instead of cursing him out she went all fake whore on him and lured him into an abandoned house.  the guy conveniently had a gun on him so she took that and shot him in the head
          
          :D

@-REYNOLDSDAUGHTER 
          
          yeah, sure
          
          -Anna

//I'm bored so here's a starter//
          //takes place in mid September 1801//
          
          {y/c} was walking through the streets when they noticed a young girl , seemingly no older than fifteen , in a major altercation with a man who was obviously much older than her.

fun fact about Anna : when she was four (going on five), she attempted kinda...y'know...to stab Alex in the head and kill him

fuck you I'm poisoning Philip Hamilton's cake
          
          -Anna

just know that if you insult me either my mom is going to kill you or I'm going to kill you 
          it's probably going to be the ladder though
          but you decide which is scarier
          a grown ass woman who has been through so much 
          or a fifteen year old who is probably on crack
          
          -Anna

*sips tea*
          
          so I hid a bomb in Hamilwhore's cake
          
          -Anna

*hissing noises*
          
          -Anna