Jo

Your username is right and you should say it!!

i have just read some of your posts. and i love them, i think if i met you irl we would be besties lmfaoo

My parents complain about me taking too long of showers and then get me a shower speaker… make it make sense.

Wattpad: you can only announce 3 messages a day to your followers! save these for special occasions!
          Me: *typing a shit-post about my love for cheese* 0_o

I think I have a type, English men w/ nice, brown hair and great music: Alex Turner, Wilbur Soot, etc...

your user is the most truthful thing i’ve seen all day 

Damn, Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino really is my favorite thing in the world right now, huh? Also, Goatee Alex is hot, don’t @ me.

I Can’t Handle Change by Roar slaps me in the face and I thank it.

mmm this is random, but i'm obsessed with your entire profile like i have never agreed with anything more, dark green and humbug alex are literally the greatest things to roam this earth

that awkward moment when you randomly start smiling and your parents ask you what you're smiling about, but you don't know how to explain that you're smiling because you thought of a british musician telling a story about ghost cookies.