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“If you wouldn’t date the male version of yourself, you need to lower your standa—” BiTch, I would date myself now.
Am I ace, or am I just only s3xually attracted to myself? That’s the real question we should be asking. That’s what the people wanna know.
Sometimes I realize I made this account in like sixth grade or something, and it’s TERRIFYING. I used to be so cringe, and that’s simply a crime. To be cringe is to be sentenced to d3ath. What if someone catches me in the comment section of a Ben Drowned x Jeff the Killer book?? What will I do then?? Cry?? Probably.
I think Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg should fück and name their child “Elons FückingBerg”
Beautifully Unforseen Chapter Three has had it’s first of two updates. These updates don’t change the plot in any way, they just make the chapter feel less rushed. This first update fixed the first half of the chapter, the next update with fix the second half.
Feel free to reread if you do wish
It’s not a god complex if I’m a god
What if I, hypothetically, had feelings for you. And what if those feelings, hypothetically, we not of the platonic kind. You could even say they were romantic, in this scenario. And what if I, HYPOTHETICALLY, in this scenario, were to ask you out on a date. What would you do? Hypothetically?
What if I just
I’ve never been able to read Y/N books because that bïtch is dumb as fuck. I would never do what that persons doing, I’m far too epic
Sometimes I get replies to old comments I have NO recollection of writing, and it makes me wonder if my memory loss is to blame or a secret alter ego that emerges from the deepest trenches of Wattpads mainframe just to comment weird azz shït on peoples books.
No I will not be checking my spelling, grammar, or punctuation. Only fools do that. Fools and people born in October.
One day I’m going to create a tv show where the two characters are so obviously gay— like insanely homosexual behavior— but never officially say they’re gay. I want to see how many people are going to write off the gayest interactions known to man as purely heterosexual.
“no, dude you don’t understand! They only kissed because they were dared too! So what if it lasted several minutes, bro. That doesn’t MEAN anything”