Inspired off a friend making up her own shenanigans ✨
Kusonoki and Kokushibo are arguing, throwing insults back and forth. They're close to unsheathing their katanas and going into the third war this week. Mettaton, whose about at his limit, pinches the bridge of his nose in exasperation.
He then speaks up, capturing both of the swordmen's attention. “Darlings, you two act like toddlers that are fighting over a toy. Ray-darling happens to not like big babies or people who act like children unless it's for fun times instead of something as petty as this.” He gestures to them.
“I know this, hence why I don't do it around her.” Kusonoki sneers, Kokushibo just observed. Even though he's already pissed.
Mettaton sighed dramatically. “Honey, I've known her since 2020. Don't even try that. You barely know anything about her because you're too busy fighting every single one of her peers. Kokushibo, you're also too busy putting your duties as 'Uppermoon 1' ahead of relationships. No wonder why she's losing interest. That's NOT how you get someone's attention.” He checks out his nails. Where did the glitter come from? Who knows.
The two Samurais are silent.