Fabulous_Fox_Forever

Oh yeah, merry Christmas too

Fabulous_Fox_Forever

I'm depressed and I'm fat, but I'm not sure if I'm depressed because I'm fat or if I'm fat because I'm depressed. I do know that I'm going to be fat all my life because I'm too depressed to be productive and that I love food more than my own family. And I guess I'm content with the fact that I'm gonna be fat for life, I just want to be happy again. But I doubt up every be happy and I'll die sad and alone. :)

Fabulous_Fox_Forever

Someone that's worried about my health: "You should go on a diet and start thinking about your future."
          
          Me: "Excuse me. I am on a diet and I am thinking about my future."
          
          That person from the first thing: "Really?"
          
          Me: "Yep. I'm drinking diet soda, and I sure am thinking about what I'm gonna eat for my snack later."
          
          The person: "Wha- no, that's not how it-- y'know what? Nevermind... Just die when you're in your late thirties." *Walks away*
          
          Me: "That's the plan." *I say while raising my can of soda*