Yeah, I exist. I breathe air, I communicate, I take up space, I depend on food for energy. I'm a person. Cool, right? ❤️



With the snarky part of my personality out of the way, thank you. Thank you for actually clicking on my profile and even being the slightest bit interested in my books. I love writing and I hope you enjoy reading what I've written as much as I do. I love to pour my heart and soul into my work when I can actually find the time in between my seemingly endless days of homework and extracurriculars.



Anyways, thank you, and enjoy your stay. There are chocolates on your pillows, fresh heated towels in the bathroom. The holy water pool is open for 15 hours a day however the hours vary depending on when the life guard wakes up. We do not recommend jumping in when a lifeguard is not present as the results are... Unpredictable... You have free reign of the hotel... Or, at least your room... Just remember: never open the closet. You aren't ready for the skeletons you'll find in there.