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Facetious_Bitch Facetious_Bitch Mar 31, 2019 02:44AM
Sooooooo, say I'm thinking about updating a book sometime in the near future, what would you like to see?*Ridiculous first world problems- AKA Issues Ruining Our Society*A load of depressing poetry...
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What I Would've Told You by Facetious_Bitch
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