Mushroom

AP EURO IS OVER AND THE DBQ WAS A FUCKING JOKE. THEY BASICALLY HANDED OUT POINTS WITH THAT ONE LIKE "WOULD YOU LIKE A 7 AND WOULD YOU LIKE A 7 AND WOULD YOU LIKE A 7 AND WOULD YOU--?"  I DONT CARE IF COLLEGE BOARD COMES AFTER ME I AM DISCUSSING THIS EXAM WITH MY ENTIRE CHEST AND EURUSSY.

I have my AP European History Exam tomorrow and i don't remember shit about what i just spent 10 months learning. Somebody pls kill me.  On the bright side i finished AP Human Geography and it was a freaking slam dunk. (I will not elaborate bc i don't want to be sniped by the CollegeBoard)

Having someone vote on my works that are on hiatus is like being reminded of a an ex. Like I’m trying to get stuff done or I don’t have the motivation to write and suddenly it’s like “hey remember me? The thing you promised to do but keep pushing off?” And sigh I’ll get to it eventually but still ‍

Wait do any of y’all actually read these when they pop up in notifs? Cuz… I feel awkward now. ‍♀️ I feel like I’m talking to a someone who’s been zoned out for a while. Pls give sign of life so I can continue to rant 

Going to walk into my AP Euro History mock only knowing that Voltaire was a sugar baby, France needs to stop trusting Napoleons, and from now on only referring to Russia as “Papa Slav.” Thank you. (Also walking into my Mock AP Human Geo Exam knowing that MDC stands for Marinette Dupain-Chang)

Just wrote about My Chemical Romance’s Teenagers in one of my Mock AP English Lang essay questions. I deserve a 5 as a testament to all the fucking emo kids out there

THEY LET YOU LIKE COMMENTS NOW IM SCREAMING WHERE WERE THEY WHEN I WAS ACTUALLY FUNNY IN COMMENTS LIKE BRO SO LATE

I’m sorry I haven’t been here that much. AO3 has me by the neck and made me their bitch

I now have a goose stuffed animal named Bass (short for Bastard). I have achieved life.

The square pfps trigger some type of anger in me for no reason whatsoever