A closeted- aspiring comedian. Haven't even told my friends who think I'm hilarious that I want to be one, sad isn't it? To me, it's kind of a weird profession. It's like, "yep I think i'm hilarious and way funnier than you!" but I'm not like that. Most of the time I think I'm really unfunny but I really feel the need to be a comedian. Oh yeah, I'm 16 which makes it even worse. I mean, at my age, I get jealous really easily and I'm super intimidated by people who are equally as funny or funnier than me. I'd say my inspirations are Conan O'Brien, Bo Burnham, Andy Kaufman, and Bob Saget.  I'm all over the place right now. I've only told two people about this and they live way far away. One of the people I no longer speak to and the other I barely speak to so I'd say that counts, right? Here's some basic facts about myself: 
1. I love Bratz and Barbie dolls
2. Dogs
3. Coca cola
4. Taco Bell
5. My music taste is superb, I'll link my playlist
6. Sophomore in High School
7. I play tennis but after this year I'm quitting so I can work
8. I don't like to hang out with people at lunch or after school. It's too much
9. Never been to therapy, but I desperately need it.
10. I'll be your friend if you have a nice sense of humor and you're not an ass.
That's it for my facts! Hope you'll get to know me better.
~Grayson
  • Torrance, CA
  • JoinedFebruary 16, 2018




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