Sweat n' tears

Hello, do you take reading requests? If so, would you mind reading my story, Jezebel's Folie? If not, you can ignore this. Have a nice day! 

Dad: “Why are you awake at this hour 
          
          Me: “Well I- *dad starts walking in room* Dad. Dad. Ugh”

Mom: “Why did you take 1 hour in the shower?”
          
          Me: “I was asking myself why there’s a thing called grapefruit when there’s a thing called grape” 

People like Jacob Sataotious. Satorious. Satorious? SatorIous? Satarius?
          
          Nvm. And people write x readers about him. And I’m standing here like:
          
          “I’ve only heard one song; Sweatshirt. Until my friend said he was a bitch when I compared Zach Herron’s hair with him. 
          
          I’m like cool, but I’m talking about the hair not the personality...she now claims I like Jacob Satorious.
          
          And in truth or dare she dared me to write a xreader and I’m here like: 
          
          “I’ll do it about you” But she corrected me and said  “x READER” And now if you see a Jacob Satorious x Reader here ya know who to blame.
          
          Hi if you made it down here!

Do you ever read read as read but then you have to re-read read as read just so the sentence makes sense

Hi

Thanks for 1.04k views in my x reader book. I love you guys! And I'm not a hacker 
          
          

You hacker 

Thanks for following me

Hair sister