Valerie Muir

*in thick southern accents*
          "Why are your p'taters drunk and high???"
          "Cuz I gave em' *wine* when theys was growin up"
          "Now how in the hell did you hook a garden hose sprayer up to a bottle of rosé? And *why* were you sprayin rosé on your garden?"
          "T'GET 'EM DRUUNK"

Do y'all ever wonder why Edmund from the Chronicles of Narnia wanted Turkish delight rather than steamed rice and orange chicken?
          Cuz I just had the weirdest ass dream from Edmund's perspective but I got steamed rice and orange chicken from the white witch 
          
          Oh yeah! And Happy Pride ️‍

Which flag is that? Sorry I’m not fully educated on some of the lgbtq+ flags