Julianne. |-/ (Tangeriene Lovefriend)

My phone is being shikey right now. 

I already have like 9,000,000 story ideas I want to write. Help. Me.

I love you,
          
          You love me,
          
          I am quite terrified of Barney...
          
          Seriously, I am.
          
          Help me c;

Tangerine Lovefriend

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story.

No matter what, I am forever yours

Flaws are one of the things that makes us who we are. I am in love with all of you, which means your flaws as well. You're perfectly imperfect and that is what I need. Someone the same as me. You are what I need. 

Mine 

Hello. You said you wanted to talk.