HI THIS ACCOUNT IS DEAD CAUSE IM OLDER NOW AND STUFF
It's me. THE Wilford Warfstache.
And I don't take any SHIT from nobody. MY words.
Do you like to dance? I love dancing with my pink afro and my Martini.
If pink clothes become a trend, I started it.
Don't call me daddy. But you can call Dark that.
Heh "Daddy Dark".
Okay a little about this account, All the books made here are SMUT FREE!!!! And if you have a book idea but don't know how to write it, Just ask me! Or you can send me your discord name and # so we can start talking. I would love to talk to some more people and hear their opinion on my writing style.
A few things about me, I'm an artist that has been drawing for about 7 years. I have been watching Markiplier and Jacksepticeye for about 4 years now. I have started to become a stranger things fan. I have been a fan of Impractical Jokers for about 1 year. I really like they bands, AJR (1 year) and Panic! at the Disco (also 1 year). And ummmm,,,, that's pretty much it.
OH also, sometimes I read shit. So if you see something dumb on my reading list of books I've finished, that's why.
Follow me on Instagram: i_consume_shoes
Love you guys for reading my books!!!
Thanks Ya'll! ~ Wilford Warfstache
- Iplier Household
- JoinedMarch 9, 2019
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Stories by Wilford Warfstache
- 5 Published Stories


We'll Die Together/// Wilford Warf...
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As the world turns into zombies and you are slowly dying of hunger and dehydration, He came along. Wilford Wa...

Short AJR Stories
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This was requested by a friend on instagram. So you dont have to read it, if you dont like AJR. But yeah that...