Welcome. If I had known you were coming I would have baked you a cake (or something like that).

Anyways...Really I'm just changing this so it doesn't look like Bella Swan and her teenage angst posse threw up on it. I'm way too awful at bios, mostly because it seems no matter what you write about yourself it comes off self-inflated or self-depreciating.  So I guess this is where I stand- the awkward in between. Such is my life.

Hey, did you know that there was something called the Murder Castle? It was a thing. A serial killer tricked out a hotel to be a torture palace, he was actually the first serial killer in America. #TheMoreYouKnow

Also: The bananas that they have in stores here? They used to be a different kind. It sounds weirdly like a conspiracy theory but considering its about bananas and pretty well known... Maybe not?

On another note- if there's anything you're really passionate or something you're itching to tell people I love to learn things and I ask a lot of questions so there's that. Feel free to message me, I'm actually not as annoying as I used to be (if you happen to know me from the dark ages).