bitch

mmmm god i can’t wait to eat a fucking bagel and just smear the creamy white cream cheese all over the rough and jagged surface top of the everything bagel that is lightly toasted but still enough so it still has that satisfying and tremble worthy crunch once i bite into it and after the thick cream settles on top of the crust and even leaks down a little bit into the core of the bread i’m going to take a big hearty bite and feel my eyes roll back in satisfaction as the now saliva ridden chewed up everything bagel sides down my throat like that of a snake devouring its prey and after the bulge in my throat that was formed from me eating the bagel i will go in for another bite and another and another until there is nothing but an empty plate in front of me

Holy hecc Falsettos,, I love!!

Andy Randy is gay Jesus. BLESS. OMAHA, NEBRASKA IS WHERE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR WAS BORN. FUCK FROGS! THE BI PERSON WAS HERE!

You have musical class. I can never find anyone who likes A New Brain and Hedwig.

Shoot, did I unfollow you!? I’m so sorry! I don’t remember doing it, I must’ve pressed it by accident. Sorry again!

I'm wet with salvation 

omg hi i love all the stuff about the great andy randy on here, i also have a bunch of dads as well, thanks for voting in my Queen book my dude