"Our dear leader
 Who art in Kevin
 Pickens be thy name
 Thy sims expire
 In thy ring of fire
 On earth as it is in the basement
 Give us this day our daily breadsticks
 And boregive us our overused comments
 As we brutalize those who did nothing against us
 And lead us not into amnosia
 But deliver us from narrators

 In the name of the Fecker
 And of the Grim
 And of the PS2 Hagrid

 Amen"