Get in you sad losers (/hj), it's wasting-our-lives-away-by-reading-fanfiction time. 

Courtesy of a lazy and unmotivated potato who constantly makes self-depreciating jokes (because who doesn't these days?), aka yours truly.

Here's my AO3 because I'm a shameless self-advertiser:
https://archiveofourown.org/users/HappyFaceGuy

I would say that most of my content is intended for mature audiences, but let's be honest, does anyone even listen to those warnings?

Ight imma head out-