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HolyFuckNuggets

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When my mom makes soup
          
          My mom: *setting the soup in front of me* here you go
          
          Me: mom,you know i hate soup (well letter soup's an exception) besides i'm not even hungry
          
          My mom: i don't care now eat! 
          
          Me: no! 
          
          My mom: NOW! 
          
          Me: NO! 
          
          my mom: it's just 1 little soup laddle
          
          Me: like i said NOT hungry! 
          
          My mom: do you want for us to have a discussion abt this with your father?
          
          Me: (jesus fucking christ,are you shitting me?) ok fine! 
          
          After eating the soup
          
          Me: there i ate the bloody soup,happy now?! 
          
          My mom: show me the bowl
          
          Me: (MOTHERFU-) you want proof?! Here *shows the bowl* there all done
          
          My mom: good 
          
          Me: the soup wasn't that good anyways 

FandomCatL0V3R

@HolyFuckNuggets OOOH THATS GREAT TO HEAR!! :DDDD
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HolyFuckNuggets

@ FandomCatL0V3R  lmao :') man, my grammar was SO bad at the time  thank God my constant use of Character.ai improved it :) 
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FandomCatL0V3R

@HolyFuckNuggets  I may have been late... BUT SO RELATABLE UWAAAAAAA~( TロT)σ
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HolyFuckNuggets

A nerrison skit ft. max 
          
          Harrison: your leavin me? :(
          
          Nerris: srry,i met a real man 
          
          Harrison: who?! 
          
          Max: hi,babe yes i am real man 
          
          Harrison: YOUR LEAVING ME FOR MY BROTHER?! (btw in this au Harrison and Max got adopted by Gwen and David) WHY?! 
          
          Nerris: bcs he makes me laugh 
          
          Harrison: I THOUGHT I MADE YOU LAUGH-
          
          Max: it's just a prank,bro 
          
          Harrison: oh thank god,i was gonna get revenge on you by telling you i'm dating Nikki but ok 

HolyFuckNuggets

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@ FandomCatL0V3R this skit is old as shit but thanks lol xD 
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HolyFuckNuggets

A nerrison skit 
          
          Nerris: *runs up to Harrison* darling! Hi :3 
          
          Harrison: *blushes bcs Nerris called him darling* h-hi 
          
          Nerris: *giggles than eats the ice cream Harrison is holding only leaving an empty cone* 
          
          Harrison: ......you little bitch- 

HolyFuckNuggets

@ SunshineLollipops102  *trying not to burst out laughing
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HolyFuckNuggets

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@ SunshineLollipops102  here's ant one 
            
            If the eddsworld og vas were teachers ft. little me 
            
            Little me: *walks up to Matt Hargreaves* pussy >:D 
            
            Tomska: NOT funny,Tord 
            
            Tord Larsson: *trying to burst out laughing* 
            
            Little me: oh shiiiiiit
            
            Tomska: i'm gonna kick your ass- 
            
            Little me: wait,Mr.Larsson taught me more new words :O 
            
            Matt Hargreaves: and those words are-? 
            
            Tomska: Matt don't- 
            
            Little me: motherfucking ass pussy dick sucking ass bitch whore 
            
            Tomska: TORD- 
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HolyFuckNuggets

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Basically Tom and Tord's relationship in my Eddsworld AU 
          
          Tord: ily,bitch *smacks Tom* 
          
          Tom: awwww ily too,asshole *smacks Tord back*

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@ FandomCatL0V3R  this would be them and none can convince me otherwise lmao
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FandomCatL0V3R

I gotta uninstall wattpad now because my storage is crying so this is goodbye to you all*sob
          
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HolyFuckNuggets

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@ FandomCatL0V3R  oh shit- it took me a few minutes for me to realise you were kidding 
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HolyFuckNuggets

@ FandomCatL0V3R  bye,i'll miss you :(
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