KaoruSimpz!

WHOOP DE DOO ! BIG ANNOUNCEMENT !!!
          
          Hello to my cool followers, I obviously have not updated any of my stories, read messages, replies, etc for a VERYYY long time. Ofc, this may or may not have caused confusion and I deeply apologize for not saying this sooner, I am very inactive on wattpad as I have switched over to ao3 when creating fics, I rarely go on wattpad so  for your information, I will most likely leave my stories discontinued. Once again, I'm super sorry for making y'all wait and just giving up on this account, but my writing style has changed GREATLY and I don't have the motivation to go back into old fic books and either add on or improve the old chapters. This is both because of how I want to keep my content the same for comparison/memories and also I am not as big of a fan in DSaF or DnB anymore, I have moved on. Link to my ao3 account will be in my bio if you're curious to see my newer fics/writing style. Thanks for all the love guys !! <3

ANYBODY GOT ANY DSAF CHAPTER IDEAS????

NEW DSAF ONESHOT CHAPTER IS OUT! Go check it out!
          A lil crack chapter for those who liked the first one ;)

woah!!! another dsaf and eddsworld fan????? gasp

HEY  SORRY I'VE BEEN DEAD BUT I'M ALIVE!
          I made a new DSaF oneshot chapter check it out!
          (this took so long, i'm so sorry)

Random dsaf headcanons cause I like it part2
                          ⚠️Warning: davesport⚠️
          1. okay um so blackjack is actually friends with doge-
          
          2. henry is dave's dad B)
          
          3. dee, steve, and jack like annoying matt with their sibling power
          
          4.dave once slid a knife down jacks thigh (not drawing blood) to be very sussy with jack ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
          
          5. breadbear vs the real fredbear went down on february 9th 1983 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  (hahahha c.c reference go brrrr)

hey guys i'm having  a terrible day. my online bff just dumped me for someone else...i really don't know what else to do except cry. i'm sorry for the vent. i also have school tomorrow so-

Hey um so i'm starting my first day of school tomorrow so there will be slow updates :,)

Random dsaf headcanons cause I like it part2
                          ⚠️Warning: davesport⚠️
          1: So like you guys remember when dave called jack ‘he’s orange baby’ yeah so long story short jack literally killed dave after so yea-
          
          2: In Vegas jack and dave got high on crack and did sus stuff later on-   Phone guy called the next morning saying he knew it even though he wasn’t there so like phone guy has this sense somethings going on ok-
          
          3: The reason why dave calls jack old sport is because Henry used to call dave that
          
          4: another time when dave pretty much CANONICALLY called jack ‘babe’ he just thought dave was drunk or some shizz-  dave wasn’t drunk tho-
          
          5: dave wasn’t lying about being called ‘big dicky Dave’ 
          
          6: so um dave kidnapped a child once and asked jack to adopt them
          
          7: Dave’s dad is an eggplant lol
          
          8: Phone guy/Scott can scream like a ringing telephone LMAO
          
          9: Dave and jack once hid in a ballpit from phone guy to frick with him and let’s just say-   Some kids went bye bye
          
          10: another kinda strange thing Dave likes doing is just randomly picking up jack which just translates to: I want snuggles 

   Random dsaf headcanons because I like it
                   ⚠️warning Davesport ahead⚠️
          1: Idk why but dave likes jacks thighs-  maybe because they a bit  t h i c c  or something but he just likes rubbing his hand on jacks thigh or running fingers down it 
          
          2: ok so fredbear is also in dsaf like he will be anywhere at anytime 
          
          3: Matt is v i r g i n
          
          4: since dave is so goddamn evil he likes to rickroll people with freddys music box
          
          5: phone guy’s family is dead ik sad but like his son was killed by breadbear and his wife was yiffed by foxy lol
          
          6: So um once Dave and jack did sus stuff in the safe room and phone guy somehow heard the entire thing
          
          Yeah that’s all I have let me know if you want more!!