Kon'nichiwa, watashi wa nichijō no kurieitā de, futatsu no uchū o kumiawasete omoshiroi orijinarusutōrī o tsukuritai to omotte imasu. Sore wa, angusuto, bōken, suraisu Obu raifu, suriru ya horā, sarani wa akushon kamo shiremasen! Nani ga mitsukaru ka wa wakarimasen ga, subete koko ni arimasu. A, soreto, chinamini, watashi wa insupirēshon o ukete jibun no monogatari o tsukuru koto ga ōidesuga, motto aimaide mayotte imasu. Orijinarukyarakutā o tsuika suru koto wa watashi ni totte hijō ni jūyōdesunode, toriaezu motto hinpan ni tōjō suru koto o kitai shite kudasai!