FandomTrashOTP

Yes I'm baking an apple pie at 11:30 pm purely out of impulse. Yes I'm probably gonna eat it all myself. Yes my weight and body are gonna hate me. Yes I'm sad. Do I care? No.

Fuck my life

I feel like if my life was a fanfiction it'd be the kind that has no capitalization, punctuation, absolutely no plot whatsoever, and a/ns every other chapter. What I'm trying to say is that my life sucks 

Reading smutty fanfics during lunch at school is fantastic

i am not mentally, nor physically prepared for school to start holy hell it already sucks

I had so many plans and ideas for things I could do over the summer, and I have done none of them.

dOn'T FuCk wiTh mE!! i HaVe tHe pOwEr oF GoD anD AniME oN mY SiDe!! aAaaaAAAaaaHHhhhHhHHhhh!!!!!

*auto tuned whales intensify*

All my friends are traveling across the country on a class trip while I'm stuck at home. Alone. 

Happy birthday Brendon!! Thank you for existing and making music my lovely and precious Beebo!