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the gf and i are still going strong it’s been 3 months :))) i love her so muchhh
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got myself a gf! fuck yeaaaaaaaa she's so great I gave her candy and a teddy bear and she gave me a necklace with her baseball number on it fuck I'm so gay
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how is my homophobic grandmother better at using the right pronouns than my accepting grandmother
SilverDove9
@Fandom_Stalker_392 Pronouns how? Because if we talk about the pronouns everyone starts introducing right after their names: I have a few things to say on that note! Point being: it's not surprising at all! One understands better than the other! One sees the danger and puts what she knows correctly, the other follows this fake notion of equality without thinking! Your grandmother is wrong about a lot if she is homophobic but she ain't stupid! Well let's not enter a debate here; Merry Christmas!
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ok cool story guys
so one of my friends has an older brother. said older brother was handing out candy on halloween. he gave this kid (10 yrs old or smth) a butterfingers and then this kid kicked him in the nuts. i do not know why. one of his nuts ruptured (apparently that’s a thing???? hilarious)
friend and i were watching the school play today, chatting in the car during intermission. brother walks up to us with an ice pack for his crotch, starts to complaining to us (a group of boys; me, a trans masc; and his little sister, my friend).
the point of this story is that he looked me straight in my eyes and told me to wear a cup while giving out candy. You know. To protect my nuts. Which i definitely have.
i was like “sure i’ll get right on that” lmao but the GENDER—
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what up bitches guess who’s on amphetamines
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shoutout to this one dude in my math class who said something about something “eating you out from the inside”
that’s a mood ;)
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got a date to homecoming guys!!!
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playing among us in real life and i’m the imposter
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@Apple_Yeeter lmao i was referring to the band group drama but if you want to take the blame for it be my guest
Fandom_Stalker_392
My friend once told me that the two of us were like silver and gold; gold is better liked by people but silver is rarer. Guess who's gold :D maybe you're rare but at least people like me hehe
5dragonets
@Fandom_Stalker_392 I LOVE ZODIAC also everyone is gold to me!!! And my partner is Silver ♀️ which makes sense Also you gave me a good book idea!!
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me: meh, america kinda sucks ngl I bet other countries are better
my cis straight heterosexual white upper-middle-class middle-aged dad, SPRINTING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE, KICKING THE DOOR OPEN: well you don't know anything about other countries actually so uh wrong
Fandom_Stalker_392
@Apple_Yeeter the racism NEVER HAPPENED shhhhhhhhh and even if it did not anymore we all good now be quiet hushhhhh
Apple_Yeeter
@Fandom_Stalker_392 Ah yes, because everything we could possibly say that implies America is not the greatest country is automatically wrong.