HAPPY PRIDE MONTH. THIS IS THE MONTH I GET TO BE EXTRA GAY- I MEAN, THIS IS THE MONTH I GET TO CELEBRATE VIOLETS AND RAINBOWS. Let me tell you the history of violets. Violets were originally used for lesbians. It was kind of like a symbol, for a female to give it to her female lover. Love who you love, be who you are, and stay gay.
With pride, your friend,
-Max(imum Gay)