ehhh?
*taps microphone* 
hello? is thing on?

*clears throat*

hello my fellow ... earthlings...

I have come from Planet Fandom...
my [user]name is Fandomser.


Welcome to my planet (account)..

To those ruthless citizens from Country Haters...

My door is always open so 
feel free to walk out and fall to the depths of
Mordor/
Taurtarus/
a black hole/
etc...

[DROPS MIC] {ends with a loud screech}


HAPPY FANDOM DAY!!! 
(which is every day!!!!)